In all seriousness, I attempt to thoroughly analyze all of the products I review here and summarize both their strong and weak points, and furthermore I have reviews for products both in the United States and France. Yes, I know, whenever you think of French cuisine, you think of chips too! Very cliché, I admit, but now you can be fully informed as to the availability of such bizarre continental delicacies as Roast-Chicken flavored fries in a bag and Goat Cheese Cheetos. You may want to check out my first post, if you haven't already- otherwise, onwards to the questions!
|The author sheepishly consuming mustard |
chips in Paris during a house party.
Aren’t chips terribly unhealthy? Do you have trouble shifting your bloated corpulent mass quickly enough to roll over to the kitchen for your next helping of lipid-soaked wafers of ultra-dense carbohydrates coated with cancerous chemical concotions?
Well, there’s no denying it, chips are unhealthy and have zero nutritional value. I won't even try to pretend otherwise. Even the healthier kinds of chips (Sun chips or baked chips) basically are only a little unhealthy, instead of a lot unhealthy.
|The author and Schwarzenneger in the only remaining|
production photo from Pumping Iron 2.
So what do you have here that’s interesting? Well, for the time being I will be posting new chip reviews at least twice a week for a while, which you are free to peruse for your own pleasure. I have dozens of reviews already written over the last year, and I’m just awaiting the time to properly format and revise them, so there should be plenty of content on products from the United States, as well as new reviews coming in for French snacks. As soon as I have enough reviews, I will include an index pages so that you can search chips according to genre (cheese flavored/Doritos brand/European chips, etc.) Finally, you can always check out the Scoring Guide to laugh at my over detailed description of the precise significant of 21/2 stars and so forth. So, amuse yourselves above all, make fun of my tangential writing style, and gather ideas for what to get before that next big house party!